"Commuter Lens"

Have you ever felt invisible on a crowded train? You know when you are standing there holding on to the pole and someone decides to reach over your head and your natural tresses get tangled up in their armpits.

Or maybe you are standing by the door about to exit and someone is trying to knock you out of the way so that they can exit first. Well I've cracked the code, solved the mystery YOU ARE INVISIBLE!! Well not really but to them you are. You see they have on their "Commuter Lens". That's right "Commuter Lens".

With "Commuter Lens" you are able to block out people old, young, pregnant, sick, dying, short and tall. Apparently when you wear "Commuter Lens" its just you and the train. No one else is around. Beautiful, isn't it?

So the next time someone tries to squeeze pass you on a crowded stairway because they want to catch the incoming train, don't push them or yell profanities instead ask them "Hey are those "Commuter Lens"? Where can I get a pair?"

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