Commuter Blind Date

So I'm on the train and this couple gets on. Its clear that they don't know each other well. And her constantly referring him to as "babe, babe" in a ridiculous 13yr voice is driving me nuts!!!

Then while remembering their first encounter she recalls how he didn't want to buy a RT ticket because, and I quote "you might be ugly" LOL

Then she starts lying to man by saying that he doesn't look a day over 28. HA!! Clearly he's 38/45. Now she starts fishing how old do I look? He says younger. She asks how much? Now he plays delusional and says 25. I almost burst into tears lol

Now someone passes gas on the train smells up the entire car. He jokingly blames her. She was trust, if it was me you wouldn't be able to stay here. You would have to change cars. Yeah that's sweet talk for a date LOL

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