"Do Not Lean on the Doors"

As a frequent door leaner, those signs always annoyed me. I mean if its crowded and I'm already doing a balancing act of which pinky toe to stand on..why wouldn't I relieve myself by leaning on the door. I think the bigger issue is the proper protocol if you are a door leaner. Mainly, when the doors open, if possible shift your body right or left allowing new passengers to squeeze in around you.

However, if two able bodied men are leaning on the door both reading about why LeBron didn't chose the Knicks; do not move when the door opens...what should I do?? They see that the doors are open and neither moves...hmmm...oh well I guess they will enjoy picking their papers up off the floor. LOL I didn't mean to but I had to get off.
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