Commuter Evenings

I'm all excited because the PATH came fast and the L was right there (that should have been my clue that something was wrong). As soon as we get into Brooklyn the train starts slowing down. I'm 7 stops from homecourt when I notice that we've been sitting at this station for a minute.

Then I hear the infamous announcement:

"Stand clear of closing doors" (why are the doors still open?!)

"Stand clear of the closing doors" (no really why are the doors still open lol)

"Stand clear of the closing doors" (SIR?! The blasted doors are open and haven't tried to close since 14th street..so stop with the blasted announcements).

and of course an L train fave "due to an earlier incident trains are running slower than usual" (are they aware that this train aint running at all? LOL). And if it was an earlier incident why is it affecting me right now?!
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